Cat Bus To Friend City
Animated Cat Gif Gallery
I don’t know if it’s a common misconception about cats, but our humans seem to be under the impression we are supposed to hunt and kill things. Living things. Are you shocked? I was shocked.
Why kill some poor, harmless fly that’s a million times smaller than me and Percy? Especially when the fly is fun and friendly and flies around to play with us? Our humans aren’t flying around or playing as hard a game of hide-and-seek. Maybe we should hunt our humans?!
Nah, just kidding.
The whole point is that we don’t want to kill anything. Me, Percy–we’re lover’s, not fighters. My delicate paws aren’t built for doing things or trying hard. And I like to spend most of my day perfecting my look and strutting around the apartment. How am I supposed to strut on filthy, buggy paws? Eww. No.
Percy has a less delicate disposition, but even he doesn’t want to murder some little bug. He’s actually pretty positive that bugs have heard of his legendary friendliness and come from miles away to play with him.
I think that we would probably have to come to them, I mean, if we wanted to make new bug friends. We could tour around in a Cat Bus, and bees and butterflies could come and play with us (on the bus) until they had to go.
Normally the bugs Percy and I play with leave without saying goodbye, to me. Percy says they’re too emotional, most of the time, and they still have to make the long journey home–so, they leave without saying goodbye–they definitely don’t get eaten by him, or anything like that (he assured me).
With a Cat Bus we could drive them all home, and then they’d for sure say bye. I bet I could even set up a photo booth, on the bus, and finally make my very own scrapbook with photos of me and all my friends.
Enjoy our humans’ imagining of (yet another cat dream) our Cat Bus to Friend City. This animated cat gif gallery pretty much nails it. In my opinion.
Cliff Tarpey (Cat)