Funny Cat Dream No.10
Meowster Truck Drivers
The first monster truck I ever saw was my size, so I find it quite hard to believe Sarah, when she says that most monster trucks are bigger than the biggest car. Sure they are, human. Funny.
There probably are some in all kinds of sizes. I thought I even saw a person driving one in at least one photo– but most of them probably aren’t that big. What truck could drive over and crush a bunch of cars? I know they call them monsters, but still.
I have a suspicion most of these (so-called) monster trucks are probably perfectly suited for a kitty to drive (and drive over toy cars and trucks). Therefore, Cliff Tarpey and I should prepare ourselves for a career in monster truck driving.
We would at least be stellar enthusiasts- we could keep the seats warm (for the drivers), by napping in the carriage between races, we could keep the tires warm, by napping on them, between the races, we would wait politely in line, for nachos (probably napping).
Actually, Cliff Tarpey has had a preoccupation with knicking our human’s nacho cheese, as long as I have known him. Finding out the sheer quantity of nacho cheese present, at a typical monster truck ralley- well, that was enough to rope him in. Now, my bestie won’t shut up about soft pretzels, and crispy tortillas, and fried grasshoppers- and all the food he’ll dip in the nacho cheese.
It’s kind of cute.
Me? I’m the kind of cat that’s looking to break some monster truck records. Not at the concession stand, but as a professional driver. Laugh all you want, I am telling you, this cat has found a new dream.
Enjoy the funny photo gallery Sarah put together (in the hopes we would be scared off by stuff like the flame-breathing monster. Nice try- that thing is awesome!) and keep in touch to find out what us cats dream up next.
Percy (The Cat)